batmandate

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.

My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

holy fucking pig shit batman

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”

Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"

by Mr Captain Monkey March 18, 2012

Batmanington

batmanington is when a group of people gather dressed as batman and fight crime.....or get shot depending on the area.

hey dude you want to do some batmaningtoning later i hear its the shit these days

by Mr Batmanington October 17, 2012

flying batman

Developed in the far west of the Czech Republic, a form of foreplay between a heterosexual married couple, in which the male performs aerial feats whilst wearing a batman cape.

I heard Tim performed the flying batman on Friday night.

by Silver Pigeon April 19, 2018

holy crapbag batman

explative: the realization that something is astonishing and/or traumatic; something that needs fixing ASAP

Holy crapbag Batman! I left my cell phone in the cab :-(

by Diane Love November 2, 2007

Not My Batman

To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.

Lindsay: Betsy DeVos will save the educational system.

Nick: She's not my Batman.

by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017

Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.

by Chocoeater February 21, 2010