ms. baker

I. without a doubt a very offensive insult used to mock your peers

II. a teacher who has been heavily pregnant for what seems like years

(I) “jesus Jessica is being so annoying about this project!”
“i know she is such a Ms. Baker”

(II) “dude hasn’t Ms. Geist been pregnant for the past two years???”
“i know man she is like the biggest Ms. Baker ever”

by 69bluntking420 June 17, 2018

The Baker

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.

"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."

by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

Jemma Baker

the most wonderful girl in the world that everyone loves to be around because of her bubbly attitude. A funny girl who is also very pretty, some might say the most prettiest girl in the world. Jemma is also a very good actress, singer & dancer & also very funny. sweet & sexy with a great body, fun, has a sparkle in her eye and a laugh to make you smile. Genrally down to earth quiet girl at first but eventually her personality blossoms its a bubberley liveley fun girl that everyone is happy to be around

1: did you see Jemma Baker?
2: how couldn't i miss her, shes gorgeous

by worldsopinion December 5, 2011

Backout Baker

Any girl who has built a reputation for saying she will do things with the guys, then decides, at the last minute, not to.

Mike: Dude let's go and get our tattoos!
TJ: Okay, man, let's go! Wake up Ashley!
Ashley: I'm not getting it anymore...
Mike: Man what a Backout Baker

by Heli23 July 21, 2009

Waker Baker

A joint specifically designed to smoke in the morning after a night of chonging on some potent cheese weed to get you going for the rest of one man's daily activities such as fucking some potent pussy.

Person 1 "Mornin' la, fucked me y'know"

Person 2 "Fancy a waker baker lad?"

Person 1 "Yeah deffo lad, need to chong on me la"

by John Smith11 July 3, 2010

The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011