burnt offerings 

This is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished.

I must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

burnt offerings by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

burnt vagina 

THe after effects from igniting a womans female parts...to recognize a burnt vagina look for these symptoms: 1. Its extremly dark and black (not to be mistaken for chocolate pussy) 2. Its extra crisyp so if your eating a girl out and you get the burnt chicken taste in your mouth its probally a burnt vagina. 3.Its rough and dried out

Hahaha We decided to light that chick on fire and we gave her a burnt vagina! Dude im never sleeping with that chick again she had a crispy ass burnt vagina.

burnt vagina by Zack Herrell July 2, 2006

burnt marshmellow

when you take a crap, and give head to it

my girlfriend took a burnt marshmellow, to show me how she gave head

burnt marshmellow by boobsman July 25, 2004

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.

Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

Burnt Queer Muffin by chhyea i'm anonymousss October 15, 2006

burnt out pussy 

The name of a woman who was once attractive and hot. But in there mid 30's-40's there hotness "burns out". And with that they become fat and ugly.

Tim, " Hey! Remember Jill from highschool? Dude I got her number and I really want to.."
Joe, " Dude, no, she's a burnt out pussy, man I'm sorry."
Tim, "SHIT!"

burnt out pussy by damastermon September 8, 2009

Burnt-Pace 

a seriously stoned individual... pothead, stoner, tokin' fool

after takin that blunt to the dome i was one Burnt-Pace

Burnt-Pace by Burnt Pace April 21, 2003

Burnt The Waffle 

When you fail miserably or do a crappy job.

Ryan: *drops all the food*
Lily: "Gosh Ryan you burnt the waffle."

Burnt The Waffle by pt21 June 20, 2016