ants

six-legged little creatures that are fun to torture and kill in creative ways (like decapitating them with an electric razor), and if you don't they will come in your house and steal your food and run you out.

My bathroom is full of the corpses of ants who tried to take my toothpaste.

by cmkrcs1 December 4, 2004

Aunt Marrhea

The eviler sister of 'Aunt Flow'. She who brings diarrhea with your lady cycle.

Dude, not only did Aunt Flow stop by this morning, but she brought her sister, Aunt MaRrhea!

by Mandalyn Knapic von Seldeneck November 1, 2008

auntology

The study of your parents' sisters. Pronounce like ontology.

I'm working on the auntology of my mother's weird sister.

by ufo42 May 28, 2013

Aunt Sally

The cool young aunt that never settled or got married. No matter how old she gets she's youthful. Everyone loves her she takes no shit and talks a lot of shit. She likes to party and sometimes she can get out of hand, so you might have to tell your friends Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she took too many shots of tequila.
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally she's late again.

by Aunt Sallyy October 11, 2018

ur aunt bisexual

The only insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined, it is so powerful that all no u bounces off of it, and nothing can block it.

Ben: ur mom gay
John: Don't make me do it.
Ben: Bet you won't, pussy.
John: ur aunt bisexual

*The insult hits Ben so hard it sends him to a parallel universe*

by GrammaSoop March 17, 2018

Aunt Harriet

A person (usually a relative) who seems to either be drawn to (or more apt to like or take the side of) the people who are most toxic to you. Coined after Aunt Harriet from the old (Adam West) Batman series who, if she liked a fad, you can bet that it was a front for the villains.

Why are you sticking up for her after what she did to me - you are such an Aunt Harriet.

by Lucette Lapointe December 9, 2008

Aunt Jemima's Tits

Heavy, black, and pendulous (toward which they were driving.)

Whilst watching the Rocky Horror Picture show....

fan yells "Describe Aunt Jemima's Tits!"

narrator says "Heavy, black, and pendulous....toward which they were driving."

by voook August 25, 2010