apopalypse

the day the fucked up world bands all soda and carbonated beverages

customer: ill have a coke
waiter:were all out of coke
Customer:oh fuck the apopalypse is here

by jim bulby August 1, 2010

Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.

"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"

by KsTeezy June 15, 2008

apocalihpselite

apocalihpselite is a male who has with girls and makes them pregnant, and proceeds to never come back

apocalihpselite had sex with her and never came back

by PewPewshots August 30, 2017

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Apocolypse

When Donald Trump was elected for president during 2016.

"I remember when the start of the apocolypse happened... It was years ago, but it happened soon after Donald Trump was elected."

by SuccubusWhore November 9, 2016

iPocalypse

The DDOS effects of millions of Apple purchasers activating a product on launch day. This effect brings not only iTunes and the Apple servers to their knees but effects any of Apple's business partners in the process.

I got the new iPhone but could not activate it for the three days of the iPocalypse

by yazheirx August 4, 2008

apopalypse

(noun) 1. an overwhelming, self-engulfing, world changing love. 2. stronger and more powerful than any love ever known to mankind. 3. the moment in one's life that they find their true soul mate and little else in the world matters than being with them. 4. the truest and strongest devotion and adoration for another person in existence 5. a rebirth through love

NOT to be confused with apocalypse

I thought I had known true love, but when our paths crossed the apopalypse happened and my heart will forever be filled beyond it's capacity with my love for you, my soul mate.

by motheroftrouble February 4, 2010