Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017

Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls

Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?

by Mekristo August 19, 2018

anus piece

the skin between your asshole and your balls. see gooch

my anus piece itches so bad

by Lance Snyder December 6, 2006

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

bendy anus

A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.

Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"

"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"

by turdburglar2 October 5, 2013

Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020

anus burping

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.

Look at that guy anus burping.

by Jamal bagelsauce July 16, 2014