oaky afterbirth

Describing an oaky taste that remaining after eating or drinking something.

*Michael sips wine*
Michael: "mmm.. that's sort of an oaky afterbirth"
Jim:"-...what was that?"

by Grisha Jaeger April 11, 2021

after splash

When ur shit hits the water and some water splashs up and the water ends up in ur asshole.

After the huge dookie hit the water i got a big after splash.

by cartman5000 July 26, 2004

Aether

A mixed drink that consists of any flavor of jones soda and vodka. It mixes perfectly every time and can impress any and every girl due to the prime taste and bright color.

Girl: I'm so thirsty. I wish someone would make me a drink.
Guy: You want an aether?
Girl: it's so pretty and it doesn't taste like crap.

15 minutes later
Girl: how much alcohol did you put in here? I'm totes drunk.

by Blue Burner January 28, 2013

After

Probably the best fanfiction ever. Like, ever. It's amazing and even if you think One Direction is the faggiest band in the world, you have to admit that after reading After 1, 2, and 3, you have completely lost your innocence, sense of direction, and mind all at once. Anna Todd is a magical miracle worker and her writing skills make white girls all over the world scream and pant. I think I've made my point. :)

I told my friend to read After over the week and she came up to me on Monday and said to me "Jesus Christ, bless the author of this book, for she needs Jesus"

by Taylah :) June 10, 2014

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

Aeterno

A cynical, sarcastic, code monkey Admin. He's the no nonsense, code expert that won't hesitate to smack some common sense into you. He fights against things like stupidity and poor grammar daily. He is generally sporting a paper fan, with a furry black boredom atop his head. He's an anti-social creature that can only be seen civilly speaking to intelligent people, ie his clone HellsAngel

Aeterno hates all of you... alot.

by KeKe_RiKi January 11, 2009

after glow

the euphoric feeling you experience the day after ingesting MDMA.

man those rolls i ate last night are giving me the most amazing after glow!

by iwannaomnom June 28, 2009