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by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021
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A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.
by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024
2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018
When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
by gog1414 January 02, 2024