fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

Skinny Freezing

To go Skinny Dipping in the snow.

Hey, wanna go skinny freezing after sledding tonight?

by cuddlesanddisney February 15, 2020

to the day hell freezes over

another way of saying no to a person on something by exaggeration with it

"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.

by jeffersonson October 17, 2019

Freeze peach

You hear that? It's not a "free speech issue" It's a "Jewish kike oven gremlin using authority it doesn't have to use economic warfare on an actual person who's immune to it's Jewish kikery issue"

Hym "But muh freeze peach! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Freeze Brain

A blowjob receive by someone immediately after they spit out mint gum. This give you a cold sensation as your gone down on.

I hate bad breathe but damn I had some brutal Freeze Brain last night

by Single.mom.nearby October 6, 2020

Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.

Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010

Weed Freeze

when the sensation of hitting a marijuana device tickles you nostrils like a brain freeze

Oh omg Izzie I just got a weed freeze from hitting the clear to hard!

by Blownifer June 11, 2020