Carl Hinel

the simple act of rubbing your beard on your neighbors groin and/or grundle while purring like a kitten.

Ray Kraft gave Maria a Carl Hinel late last night while Billy and Mikey watched in amazement!

by John Casselberry April 3, 2009

Carl Wheezer

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

Carls Odlingar

A group of fellow members. It was a cult and good. One day one of the members betrayed Carls Odlingar. Since then it has been destroyed by the evil forces !

i remember Carls Odlingar, it was so awsome!

by Knut the wizzard November 28, 2019

Hot Carl

When a man shits on another mans face

Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl

by Joeef February 7, 2022

Angry Carl

The act of shitting diarrhia in a tube sock and finding the nearest person to smack in the face with the mud surprise! Be sure to tie off the open end of the sock and wear a face mask! Shit shrapnell is not cool.

"I just gave the homeless guy on the curb an Angry Carl! He got really shitty about it to!"

by Jack-N-Off May 6, 2010

Atomic Carl

An Atomic Carl is when you actually get your head up someone or somethings asshole, and you get your cranium forced out ahead of the feces.

Ron the elephant trainer got his noggin in "Susie" the elephants behind at exactly the right time for his first Atomic Carl.

by Fringegolfer July 24, 2008

Cripple Carl

A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017