Urban Names

Articles in Urban Dictionary with names like Sarah or Jake. They are just useless and STUPID. Stop this thing

"OK let's write an article on Urban Dictionary. Hmmm... Yes let's write about Laurence"

"Seriously?! These articles are so stupid, don't write Urban Names please. "

by Yononimo August 6, 2018

Name spamming

Name spamming is the act of putting a definition of your name on urban dictionary that explains how amazing anybody with that name is.

Almost every name has been a victim of name spamming, except for henry.

by fooster1012 April 24, 2013

Name submission

Those type of annoying names that you see when you're voting on Urban Dictionary, always a Ryan or whatever name the person can think of, usually perfect and there's never a middle man in it.
Sometimes it even goes past the rules by having Inside shit like "___ is in love with ___ (the other person the person submitting it had submitted" and it always makes you disappointed when you have to choose where it goes.

Usually the fantasy of whoever writes it, the names either belong to perfect angels or bitches.

sifting through the votes
Definition: Cornelius: A loving man who is sexy and apart of the football team, he has a huge dick and would like to fuck you every day.
Person 1: God damn it, another Name submission.
Hits Keep out

by Mongolmongol January 23, 2018

Name Tagger

neɪm ˈtægər

Morons who think is funny to define friends/themselves.

See retard

"Christ I'm sick of moderating Name tagger posts"

"Arron is the gayest man on earth"
- A Name tagger

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Woody (name)

Beautiful man with a great build. Woody’s love people for a long time. They date beautiful caring women. They also have a long woody.

Wow... Woody (name) looks so good. He must lift weights because he is gorgeous!!

by The Truth.nat May 12, 2019

Kahoot Names

These are Kahoot names to use in your next Kahoot game:
• Nick her
• Gape horn
• Knee grow
• Peneis slucker

Kahoot names

by Obama is Black March 28, 2023

Even(Name)

Even is a female born male whos got no balls, Even's usually steal the identity of Males named "Evan". The appearance of an Even can be stated as heavy, "Hit Puberty Hard", and Smelly. Even's can be found "Nerding Out" in schools, to prepare for a test or to find out why they don't have balls. Even's are born with balls, like an average human, but as soon as they turn into their pre-teen state, their balls begin to shrink and then pop within a year or two. Once a "Even's" Balls begin to puncture, their cock begins to shrink in inches, then it starts to go to the negatives. Once it reaches at least 4 - 11 inches deep, it stops shrinking. The shrinking creates a hole that can be shapes as another butthole, but then the butthole begins to form into a pussy in 3 weeks from shrinking. Once their penis begins to form into a pussy, they aren't worth to fuck, but their flat ass chest begins to form round hemispheres, kind of like tits. Those hemispheres can be milked, the milk of an Even is very delicious. Right when Even's past this state, they begin to become more female, they then begin to loose their insanity as the process takes over. They try to pretend to be a male named Evan, but they are usually caught in behalf of the school.

Oh wow! Would you look at that, It's Even(Name) "nerding out" again!

by Charles Darwin the Second December 21, 2022