Zombie Plan 

Also Known As "THE PLAN"
If A Zombie Apocalypse Happened, This Is Your Plan Of Action.
Everyone Has One
Everyone

Grif: You Don't Have A Zombie Plan!!
Simmons: There's No Point!
Grif: Hey Watch, SARGE!
Sarge: Yeah
Simmons: Sarge, Do You Have A Zombie Plan
Sarge: No
Simmons: See
Sarge: I Have 7!

Zombie Plan by xXPrivateCabooseXx May 1, 2009

Zombie Lies 

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

Zombie Lies by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010

Zombie Velociraptor

The horrifyingly undead version of the already deadly velociraptor with an even larger craving for flesh, nearly impossible to kill, and easily recognized by the overwhelming scent of rotting flesh and mammoth farts.

The only good thing about running into a zombie velociraptor, is that it will eat you slowly from foot to head. (but thats not good at all)

The only way to kill a zombie velociraptor was developed by Sir AhoyNateo during his studies in the land of BullShit.

He found the easiest way to kill a zombie velociraptor is with a flaming britany spears because they are highly flammable. nevermind bramble spear.

*Nate:* a flaming zombie running around sounds f$%king hilarious.

*Flaming Zombie Velociraptor:* rawr raor raor raor I'M ON FIRE, YO!

Zombie Velociraptor by Ninjaroxursox November 4, 2010

Zombie hand 

The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.

I'm gonna zombie hand to this song

Zombie hand by neaks norton November 25, 2009

zombie weapons 

Any of the famous USAF flight destined UAV electronic GPS guided ICBM (Intercontinetal Ballistic Missile) breed remote launch vehicles chosen to carry an array of selection given size of long distance targets within range from air, sea or land based systems. One zombie weapon may carry one dozen war heads at a time if necessary to destroy multiple local targets.

Afghan and Pakistani Al-Queda forces found a new secret hideout to plan terror and the US has the remote location coordinates and meeting time decides to resort to zombie weapons to spoil the party. BOOM! BANG!

zombie weapons by djsee4 February 11, 2010

Zombie Defense 

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.

Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.

Zombie Defense by Vard-Face July 23, 2010

zombie-eat 

the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.

slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating

zombie-eat by waffle-iron May 5, 2011