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Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.
You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !
by Barr Man December 30, 2009
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bi-winning

Winning on the ultimate level. If achieved will result in immediate death. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Only Charlie Sheen has been known to survive after he bi-won.
I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
by TheJimmerz March 18, 2011
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bi-winning

Being bi-winning is a state of awesomeness, only accessible to Charlie Sheen (and probably Chuck Norris).

A person is said to be bi-winning if he is winning here and winning there, now what.
Reporter: Your anger and your hate is coming of as erratic to people.
Bi-winner: Passion! My passion.
Reporter: Your passion is coming of as erratic to people. Some say you're bi-polar
Bi-winner: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by bumarse March 21, 2011
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Clank Wanking

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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Winning

A phrase started by the TV-show actor Charlie Sheen. This word can be used in describing anything that is great. "Not winning" is obviously used to describe something not as great.
Bob: I totally banged that hot chick, Ashley, last night.
Sam: Dude, that's winning.
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John: Man, I can't believe Samantha dumped me...
Ryan: I know, bro. That's not winning.
by chikkachea March 27, 2011
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Winning Personality

Another way of calling someone ugly by saying that they’re not very good looking but they’re nice and have a good personality.
Ashley: what do you think of Jack?

Sophie: He’s alright looking, he has a good personality though.

Ashley: he has a winning personality
by Deathcabforeli August 23, 2021
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bi-winning

The act of winning in multiple places
"I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there" -Charlie Sheen
by PCDBZ27 March 22, 2011
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