woodrow wilson

One of the criminals who enslaved America through unconstitutional "laws" such as the federal reserve act and the 16th amendment.

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men." -Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

by jigen September 3, 2007

Wilson

A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.

Wow, that school is messed up! Yeah of course it is, its Wilson.

by lil' Mikey April 30, 2008

Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted by the Jets who sucks a lot of asscheeks.

Zach Wilson sucks

by PeRRY_thë- PlatYpüs October 7, 2021

wilson

Original term came from the motion picture, Castaway, in which a man gets stranded on a desert island. *Spoilers* His only 'friend' on the island is a volleyball he has named Wilson (after the brand). After being stuck for several years he finally escapes the island, but loses Wilson in the middle of the ocean.

In the MMO gaming community, the term is used to describe someone that runs at the first sign of trouble. It can be used to describe the person or used to describe the action of running away.

as a verb:
GroupLeader 'We got a full group of enemies incoming from the south'
<Bard stops following leader and runs the opposite direction>
GroupLeader 'WTF! Our bard just wilsoned on us!'

as a noun:
RandomGuy 'I heard you ran as soon as that other group came up on yall'
Bard 'Yeah, I've seen them before. They're good, we couldn't take em anyways.'
RandomGuy 'wilson...'

by Mammyjammer March 11, 2007

Owen wilson

Triple unsuccessful suicide attempt is called pulling an Owen Wilson

Luke: My brother was unsuccessful for a third time commit suicide.
Vince:So he pulled an Owen Wilson

by Paranoid 4ever October 2, 2007

Wilson High School

A high school that thinks they are cooler than everyone else and that they have more money than they really do. Located in Pennsylvania, they are really just ignorant hillbillys that have faux designer items, no hot guys, and annoying people. The parking lot at the High School (Student section) looks alot like the cash for clunkers lot.

"Hey I was thinking, where do they put all the cars for cash for clunkers?" "Just go to Wilson High School....It speaks for itself"

by LaxLoveLife2-340 January 18, 2010

Wild Wilson

A form of oral sex performed on the male genitalia, which, for this act is known as the 'Wilson'. The male sits on a chair, or on the edge of a bed and allows his female partner to fellate him. However the male must put his legs under his partners arms and cross them at her back while pushing his partner down onto his wilson. The movement is familiar to a buckin' bronco from the wild west.. hence the name 'The Wild Wilson'.

CJ: I got a blowjob last night, it was really good because i was using my legs to help the girl down on me.

Sam: Dude, you got a WILD WILSON!

*high 5*

by NK-3000 July 21, 2010