Pulling a weiner

Claiming your account was hacked when it was not.

Kevin's hotmail didn't get hacked, he's pulling a weiner.

by randall37 December 12, 2011

pulling a Weiner

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.

Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

by wyckedmonkey June 17, 2011

Double weiner

It's when a man straps a dildo to his penis and gives her the double weiner.

Hey honey, I can't wait for the double weiner you're going to give me tonight after dinner.

by Jimmu crack corn May 23, 2016

Weiner dog

THE BEST FUCKING DOG TO EVER EXIST

THEY ARE SO CUTE

person 1: do you like my weiner dog?
Person 2: ew those stupid walking hotdogs? I think not
Person1: get out of my house.

by Sh1t_eater August 20, 2021

Weiner Roll

Weiner Roll

"How'd you sleep last night Doug"?
Weiner Rolled Bob...I tossed and turn all night like a weiner cooking at Circle K

by weinersmakeyousmile November 22, 2018

Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 6, 2020