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Weird Wank Wednesday 

Weird Wank Wednesday is a challenge that only legends can handle.

On the first Wednesday of every month, you have to find the weirdest porno, something normal people would usually avoid, and masturbate to it.

Both men and women can participate in this challenge.
Dude 1: “Hey, what did you watch for Weird Wank Wednesday ?”

Dude 2: “I watched some furry GILF porn...”

Dude 1: “Damn.”
Weird Wank Wednesday by Yeehawrper November 3, 2018
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white boy wednesday 

Is a celebration of the beauty and sex appeal of white men; usually in reference to the encouragement for "swirlers"(bw/wm coupling 💋😊) to date white men.
"Come on,Ba Queeda, you know you want this; it's white boy Wednesday!

Every Other Wednesday Night 

The act of having sex with a girl and cumming inside her vagina and then letting her drip it all over your face.

ash wednesday

ash wednesday is a catholic holiday that reminds catholics that they started out as ashes and will eventually become ashes again (in death). It is also a time of repentance of sin. During ash wednesday catholics attend mass (church) and the preist puts on teir forehead, a cross of ashes . the ashes come from the palms burnt from palm sunday of that year.
ash wednesday by allie February 28, 2004

its Wednesday my dudes 

When you blaze it on a Wednesday and you party like no body else.
Yo Guys! Its Wednesday my dudes

White Wednesday 

The protest that has gone on throughout 2018 in Iran, where women refuse to wear the Hijab and wear white clothes.
Both of these things are very taboo in Iran because they live under Sharia law.

The protest has happened every single Wednesday in 2018,
I support the Iranian women every White Wednesday, I support Hijab Choice and the right to wear any clothes.

Watermelon Wednesday 

When your Wednesday goes from being normal to being completely freak nasty. Also when everything in your Wednesday turns crazy and you don't know whats going to happen next.
Spouse A: Today seems like such a Watermelon Wednesday.

Spouse B: I know right, things are starting to get freak nasty, I dont know what's going to happen next.
Watermelon Wednesday by Farrai October 25, 2012