Choose your weapon

A meme. What happens when anime characters take the final hit to defeat their mortal archnemisis. Also what happens when you type ‘p’ on your phone and you know the letters to come are ‘o’ and ‘r’ and mum catches you.

Narrator: *in booming voice* CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON…
Anime character: I choose… the Sophia!
Evil anime character: Whoa, an angel has come to save me!
Anime character: Nah, that’s just Sophia. Sophia, take the hit!!
Sophia: *slices mighty sword down* Whoo! Clean cut!

by A Cactus with A laptop April 17, 2023

weapon

In Dublin it means a muppet

"HAHAHAHA- Ya went on your ear you fuckin weapon"
means
"Gosh it seems you tripped and fell, you silly billy"

by womoma April 15, 2005

weapons

converse weapons. the shoe magic and bird used to use and its still worn by playas today

Check out them weapons. they match his jersey

by MaTT January 2, 2005

weakdick

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.

This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
-or-
WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!

by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003

Weado

A slang "racist" term for a caucasian male.

Synonymous with Cracker and Hoogie.

(From Pale Face, by Haystak) (Look it up!)

Pale Face, we'll be them dudes. Make Up some more words for white boys, we'll be them too. Cause we: Pale Face... Hoogie... Weado...

Pale Face, we'll be them dudes. Make Up some more words for white boys, we'll be them too. Cause we: Pale Face... blue-eyed... devils...

by H-Face March 16, 2009

Weapon of Crap Destruction

a unbearably smelling shit you take when you're in the bathroom, which fazes the other occupants coming in and sharing the bathroom. victims that suffer from this, often from symptoms such as barfing, dizziness, fainting, and possible coma.

person 1: (groggy)..huh? what happened?
person 2: you passed out from a Weapon of Crap Destruction.

by AMERICANBANK$TA February 24, 2009

Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power

Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.

by hay thear August 11, 2003