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ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.
"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"
by D. Gould April 26, 2006
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You're wasting my free minutes

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity
Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?
by MissBynn March 2, 2009
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i'm waiting

When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.
*students talking during class*
Teacher: "I'm waiting."
by Research.nett November 5, 2019
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Warning Shot

When you are doing a girl doggie style and you are about to jizz on her back, you pull out and aim high for your first rope. This will sail over her head and serves as notice that there is a sticky load headed her way.
Girlfriend: Did you get some in my hair?
Guy: No baby it cleared. It was a warning shot
by Boomsies December 3, 2011
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Waiting till marriage

Something reasonable people do.

For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?

Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.

Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
by ZEutect September 18, 2021
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warming up the car

Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."

"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."

A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
by Love Rider January 19, 2010
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Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.
Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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