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jersey valentine

a blow job.

best performed naked and kneeling, ideally far enough over that any tramp stamp is visible to the receiver.
Yesterday was February 14th, so my girlfriend gave me a jersey valentine.
by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011
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Bullet For My Valentine

A very good metalcore band that takes influences from bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer. They've released two albums so far: The Poison and Scream Aim Fire.

Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.
Person 1: Bullet for my Valentine is so emo!
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.
by wingkon December 7, 2009
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Jessica Valenti

Man hater, left wing man hater.

To Jessica Valenti: i.e to hate men.

Registered bigot.
Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.

Without the need for evidence.
by Rogerdodgerer October 30, 2011
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Franchezca Valentina

A sexy Italian porn star. One of my faves.
by Jim Bob Cooter April 11, 2008
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valentine's day

a corporate holiday made by our corupt government to boost our economy
all the people who stress over gettin valentines day flowers to someone who will throw them away in a week.

all my females who get stressed out to find someone so they wont be alone on valentines day
by lilskjbaby February 13, 2004
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Valentine's Daze

A coma-like state of being that occurs after intense Valentine's Day sex. The daze could result from great, hot sex, or simply because your significant other generally holds out on you the rest of the year.
Man A: Whoa Bob, looks like your Valentine's Day went well.
Man B: I tell ya Jim, Sally gave me my first, best, and last blow job of the year last night, and now I'm in a Valentine's Daze!
Man A: That reminds me, I forgot to take the trash out.
by Dj really real February 14, 2010
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valintines day

- Alintins -ay

The day u don’t get no V or D cuz u lonley asf
Good luck with the half off chocolates tho the day after
Valintines day is a day we’re couples show there true love to each other
by Im the Goat! February 11, 2018
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