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vacation dick

A dick so big that one could only receive on a time-to-time basis.

Basically it hurts so much that you cant have it often and must have a break in between.
A: "How was last night with the guy from the bar?"

B:"He had a vacation dick, not going to call him back to my place for while, thats for sure. Im sore af."
by O.Warbucks June 17, 2016
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A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.
"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"
by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A guy you use for sex whilst on holiday
Jenna got a text from the guy she had met in London saying they had fun, but she responded by saying "you were just vacation dick"
by humzyz June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick
by Arseman92 June 17, 2016
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A very large dick that females desire once every few months on the side apart from their usual "boyfriend dick".
His dick is so big that he's just vacation dick!
by AnnaLeeSue June 17, 2016
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A penis that is large and cannot be taken everyday without pain, it is called a vacation dick because its too large for a daily basis and therefore on vacation or weekends. It is not always on vacation but it a penis too large to have on a daily basis for the average female or male. You normally see vacation dicks on porn
I was on holiday and had sex, he has a vacation dick and so I couldn't take all of it, I prefer boyfriend dick.
by ThisIsReallyGoodStress June 17, 2016
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The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis
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