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vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"
Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect
by Definedbro May 15, 2016
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vacation dick

A dick that is either so large or small, that you can only tolerated for a short period of time.
He had a vacation dick, but it was okay 'cause I knew I was leaving in three days.
by satisfaction_jackson June 16, 2016
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Vacation

WOOOOOOOOW! THAT'S LIKE 3 IN A ROW! TED CRUZ HAS GONE ON VACATION FOR THE LAST 3 NATURAL DISASTERS! What was the last one?
Hym "I don't remember what the last natural disaster was but I remember that Ted Cruz went on fucking vacation. Jesus Christ!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Vacation shaming

Discriminating against time off of work when actively doing just that.
When your co-worker constantly jet sets to his vacation house in Florida but engages in “vacation shaming” to get you back in to work instead of spending time with your grandma.
by Johnny boi blurp April 17, 2024
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VACation

When you get VAC banned on steam.
John: Tom was hacking CS:GO tonight, now he is on a VACation.
by DarkBLOX August 31, 2017
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Straight vacation

When some one has sex or sensual physical contact with another of the same gender. Out of necessity, curiosity or mistakenly.
"Look at sally she has totally got her tongue down that chicks throat..... She must be on straight vacation.
by oorobotoo January 25, 2011
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Vacation Bitch

When your head is spinning with anger and frustration and you type "vacation bitch" instead of "fucking bitch" and everyone over analyzes the word and freaks out about not knowing its meaning.
You are such a vacation bitch. Oop,s I mean fucking bitch.
by Tgyyjg March 10, 2021
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