Upper west side boy

An upper west side boy has blonde hair blue eyes and is a self entitled and low key snobby brat who most likely wants to go into investment banking or live off their parents and be a artist. To live on the upper west side you must either be a annoying Jew with a name such as (Matthew Edney) or snobby wasp with some rediculous name like (Coke O'Neal IV) these people lie about how much money they make to keep their cheap ass rent controlled apartments.

Person A: I wonder how much that upper west side boys parents pay in taxes.

Person B: they probably hide all their money so they can keep their rent controlled appartment.

by Domchugger December 6, 2016

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 22, 2004

upper lip

the correct way to describe you're top lip. This is a very biteable area of the body and is perfect for jokes. Your upper lip deserves the most and is best used for sex

Chase : whats that smell ?
kylie : your upper lip !

* crowd chants in laughter

by kykhuju December 12, 2019

Upper Ninety

The most exstreme source of lippage humanly possible. When one comences to take a fatty dipper and stick up at a degree of upper ninty. This upper ninety must require skill from years possibly months of practie. The ultimate lipper was once done by a red headed prodigy by the name of NICK BIRKY.

Lippers and dippers and flippers and slippers........ No Rob shut quit im doing it ....... Rob ........ Fuck you lawlor......... ok guys are you ready. Ok just one sec..... ok ...... Upper Ninety

by Nick Birky December 4, 2003

upper ninety

hahahah HEY rob upper ninty

Rob did u catch that fatty uppre ninety

by Nick Birky December 4, 2003

Upper obesity

When an individual is so overweight that it is ok to ridicule them. A fatness so severe that it is not a medical condition, simply a matter of taking a care of your self.

Weight: 425 pounds and up.

Dude, Ronnie weighs like 500 pounds and he's only 5'6. All he eats is nutty bars. Let's crack a joke to make him stop being so fat. Dude he is way upper obesity.

by fatmaneater April 14, 2009

upper decker

To put toilet paper over someone elses poo when the toilet is clogged and then take a shit on top of the original poo.

I shit on eric's poo because he clogged the toilet and there was nowhere else to go.

by grind January 16, 2004