twooshbag

A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.

@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag

by xsforis March 28, 2008

Zero Twosday

A day where you cant even see as single meme on r/Animemes because of a stupid dinosaur

Man1: Man im tired of seeing Zero Two every tuesday
Man2: Yeah me too i hate Zero Twosday, seeing that stupid dinosaur makes me want to kill myself

by Korsgaard3 April 2, 2019

topside

A personality trait that demonstrates strong decision-making skills or control, characteristic of homosexual males who prefer to be on top. Often valued by men who want to relax and not make choices (see, e.g. bottomy).

Where do you want to eat tonight?" "I'm not feeling like making decisions tonight. Just show me your topside and pick.

by @J_Cyrious July 13, 2011

Twips

When referring to any two out of three triplets as a single unit.

Stacey, Erika and Rocky, the triplets , are all invited to Jamie's party. Rocky can't attend , but the twips (Stacey and Erika) are able to.

"Hey , are the triplets coming tonight?"
"Nah bruh , just twips tonight , Stacey and Erika"

by Stocky Noyles July 27, 2018

macbook-twostep

the act of stepping in two's with Apple brand Macbook, or any of it's variations (Macbook pro, air, etc).

Dude I saw the DJ doing his Macbook-Twostep

by mrcomputerslack2 August 23, 2009

Tops in tokes

Top notch AAA weed true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

Tops in tokes, true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

by grahajas December 28, 2005

Twipster

A hipster that frequently uses Twitter.

Maddi never stops tweeting about Passion Pit and Existential philosophy, she's such a twipster.

by Cat Korovina June 17, 2010