urban turban

a williamsburg t-shirt company specializing in sarcastic, witty ideas and fabulous cuts

guy 1: i bought this dope t-shirt yesterday.
guy 2: it has the same brand of irreverent, sexy appeal as this wicked t-shirt i bought the day before.
guy 1: i got mine from urban turban.
guy 2: hey, same here.
girls: c'mere, boys.

by adu September 5, 2003

the turban

to wrap one's penis around his nut sack to form a shape looking somewhat like a turban. similar to the brain

Yesterday in the lockerroom, i gave everyone the turban.

by The Gnar June 11, 2007

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head

damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch

by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008

Turcsan

A person who is known to be a fail in almost all aspects. An all around clutz who has an extremely bad taste in food and music. Also known as Derpsan, it is seen as an extremely bad insult to be referred to as either of these names. A Turcsan also closely resembles a hipster

Hey man you totally pulled a Turcsan by failing that english test

by Patarrr October 10, 2011

Turdable

Adjective - used to say that something is just as bad as or worse than what can be crapped out of your butt. Could also be a response to a bad joke or phrase.

Example 1 ~ P1: Did you just see that guy pick his nose? P2: Yeah, man that is just turdable. ~ Example 2 ~ "Once I had a dog without a nose." "Really? How did it smell?" "It smelled turdable."

by B.E.A.N. February 28, 2011

Tucan sexual

Only dating people with brightly covered tattoos

Shut up, I’m tucan sexual now.

by Some dank 12 year old June 25, 2018

turcato

The act of taking and never ever ever giving back.

Man that guy is such a Turcato, he bought 1/8 of a bottle of bourbon, asked for a mixer then ate my dinner, drank my alcohol and then still left with his bourbon.

by Family Guy Fan 69 May 31, 2018