Noob Tuber

When someone in COD MW 1,2,or 3 continually kills people with the grenade launcher only.

"That noob tuber took my kill!!!"

by supawesomecodman January 1, 2012

Morbidly Obese Tune

When a song is so big it's not just a Phat tune it's a Morbidly Obese Tune..... Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Also called MO Tune for short!!

Guy 1: Man This is a Phat Tune...
Guy 2: No mate this is a Morbidly Obese Tune...
Guy 1:True.....MO TUNE!!!!
Guy 2:..MO TUNE!!!

by Kitchen Gods J.V January 17, 2010

Tuber

Someone who enjoys watching adult videos on the internet

Im a hardcore tuber

by sharkpower November 18, 2014

zune tune

A song that is heard three times and then disappears forever. After Zune, a music player pwned by consumer-antagonistic DRM, that allows a shared tune to be played three times before it is deleted by the DRM.

Britney Spears is, like, a Zune tune.

by tekwriter December 14, 2006

Italian Tune Up

When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.

I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.

by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007

Tune up

The act of wiping your butt without actually having taken a dump. One knows they need a tune up when they are experiencing an itchy discomfort in the rectal area, likely because of passing a bowel movement earlier that day.

I gotta go for a tune up

by Iceman1987 March 24, 2017

Tuners vs Muscle

A stupid ass rivalry to determine which vehicle class which is the best that mostly retard rednecks love to bitch about.

Pros & Cons

Tuners

Pros:

Looks good on the outside and sounds smooth on the inside
Has a good variety in manufacturers (ex. Nissan, Toyota)
Able to turn well

Good gas mileage

Cons:

Not as fast as Muscles or Exotics

Some engines in some models can be rather complicated
And are often defined as shit (or ricers) by Muscle Heads and Exotic Aficionados

Muscle

Pros:

Loud ass sound in the engine
Known for being fast for years

"No replacement for displacement"
Equally fast as Exotics and more faster than Tuners

Has a legacy by manufacturers (ex. Dodge, Chevy, and Ford)

Cons:

Only legendary at Drag Racing and NASCAR
Can burn up gas like a suicidal chicken in hell

The result: Muscle

(but personally I really don't fucking care I like both,
why bitch about it? I don't know)

Muscle Head: Tuners vs Muscle which is better, personally I think Muscle cars are the greatest car ever made than some shitty gay ass ricer whatchamacallit? Neesan (Nissan) Handern (Honda) Massa (Mazda) so which is it?

Me: I really don't fucking care which better, I like both, I'm not going to waste my time or my life saying which better, each has their pros and cons.

Muscle Head: Um, well my Hemi can but your car in a second, let's race

Me: Fuck off, please

by I'm mixed August 2, 2011