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third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.
nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!
by BUNCHO April 2, 2009
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Testicles

"the Testicles are under the penis lmao, I said penis"
by keemosaurus November 27, 2017
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Testicles

Testicles means your balls.
by Minecraft1238 January 7, 2019
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chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017
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Three testicles and a Fork

A very large amount. Even more than an arm and a leg. Anyone can loose an arm and a leg, but it takes extra willpower to gain an extra testicle and a fork. The fork is there as well to symbolize that they are charging for unnecessary thing.
Guy 1: it’s going to cost $25 to get in
Guy 2: it used to cost $10. They’re really asking for three testicles and a fork now.
by Username Not Taken December 12, 2021
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testicle shitting rectal wort

someone who is completely despised,and or a bitch of some sort of extreme measure
mommy there is a testicle shitting rectal wort in my window
by darth cooper February 19, 2010
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titesticles

n.
Has to do with the masculinity of a woman either physically or mentally.
Physically- The woman has heavy characteristics like she is taking steroids resulting in hairy chest, deep voice, and muscles bigger than a guy can handle.
mentally- Extreme feminist who makes the man spineless often spotted when the man stays at home and watches the children or takes her last name in marriage.
Guy 1, you finally broke up with that bitch, she had more hair on her chest than u did and made u stay home and watch the kids.

Guy 2, yeah, but i miss her.

Guy 1, Damn your spineless that girl has bigger titesticles than i thought.
by bubba4327 November 22, 2010
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