birch tree swingset

used to describe someone who lets all of the neighborhood children, midgets, small mammals, etc. swing on or hang from his/her erect penis

"dude, where the hellz were ya?"
"i was hangin' out with Foges."
"hangin' out or hangin' on?"
"....... hangin' on..."
"Jesus, Foges is such a birch tree swingset."

by funkmasta-t May 13, 2010

Lone Tree High School

A school in Lone Tree, Iowa! It is in fact a high school!

(1) A hell for people who don't follow cliques and cliche shit.

(2) Full of wanna be Jersey Shore members that tan WAY too fucking much!!

(1) Mr. Hansen: I fucking HATE Lone Tree High School!

(2) Brenden S.: Dude Erin L. is way too fucking tan! It's like she wants to be black! Damn crazy bitch!

by LTClassof2012 April 11, 2011

Christmas tree'd

Colloquial term for someone who has had a vasectomy

"I've been Christmas tree'd. My balls are only there for decoration now"

by DinkumDavo September 16, 2014

Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015

climb his tree

When he is so tall you wanna climb him like you would climb a tree

When u wanna ride his penis hard

Damn look at kaden i wanna climb his tree😉😉😏

by Elliejo February 13, 2017

Treebo

One of the "Greebos" from Milton Keynes, England who has been officially called one by the rest of the group. "The Tree" called "The Motherland" by Jingles is where they originated. After being "moved on" by the security they split into two groups. One moved to the Fountain which is not too far away. Another, smaller group moved to the much closer Escalator and called them selves "The Eskibos". The Treebos now hang out around "The Steps"; the stairway, bus shelter, benches and bike racks between McDonalds and The Point. They may also roam around Milton Keynes Shopping Centre "C:MK" randomly for the hell of it.

The Tree is the large Oak in the middle of Midsummer Place and was once the home to Treebos.

Ryan; "Hey Jingles."
Jingles; "What?"
Ryan; "You're now an official Treebo, how do you feel?!"
Jingles; "Sweeeeeet!"

by Anton "Jingles" Wood January 8, 2008

Treece

To have good vibes love and live to be you in everything you do and don't look back and And to not fall in with the hate

This dude is really Treece

by Treeece August 8, 2017