trauma fishing

A seductive, clever way to get into bed with a lady. Fishing for deep-rooted trauma from a women's past to unveil her daddy issues and eventually get them into bed with you

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was last night?
Guy 2: Oh bro so lit! I was trauma fishing this girl and ended up going home with her. Life is good.

by fbgmsqd August 26, 2021

Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.

I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.

by ZDC2 February 13, 2022

Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder

Being scarred of small earthquakes like a little bitch.

My friend Nav experienced an Earthquake and now suffers from Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder.

by Earthquake Lover October 23, 2012

anal trauma

When your ass is fucked so hard that you have to go to the ER

Harry's ass got fucked so hard he had anal trauma!

by Koolaidman728 August 9, 2016

wattpad trauma

trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma

"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."

by Academy Sue September 9, 2020

hollow bunny trauma

One of the worst childhood traumas in existence today. When that tall chocolate bunny rabbit you get for Easter as a young child turns out to be hollow when you expected a rabbit full of creamy milk chocolate or fudge.

I had it and it was a horrible nightmare.

by Downvoting Victim August 11, 2004

Traumatize

To be subjected to everlasting shock

She asked him to traumatize her, so he played his new ep forthcoming biological beats

by Long length November 7, 2019