suspension training

The use of swings or restraints which elevate or suspend on participate in the air during sexual relations. This is also a great core exercise.

Finally got my sex swing in the mail, going to bring a chick back and do some suspension training tonight.

by The artful dodgers February 14, 2012

sleeping tranny

When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.

Handjob oldfashioned spooning chickswithdicks bigdicktricks

'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'

' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'

by mr.burnside May 27, 2017

pre-training anxiety

1. The anxiety that you get before training because you know you will be doing something hard and you know it will be very painful.

Dude 1: Man, today we are doing 6 x 1kms today with squads in between them.
Dude 2: Yeah, coach told me on Tuesday. I have had pre-training anxiety all afternoon.
Dude 1: Yeah, me too.

by peppery July 30, 2017

T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.

"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"

by Ali A-H October 21, 2012

ur granny tranny

Much worse than “ur mom gay”
Some how beats “ur dad lesbian”
Basically if you want to kill someone instantly without touching them then say “ur granny tranny”

Male 1: Hey bro!
Male 2: yeah dude
Male 1: UR MOM GAY!

Male 3: OHHHHHHHH
Male 2: Oh okay well guess what
Male 1: what
Male: 2: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Male 3: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Male 1: *dead*

by Potato aim god May 10, 2018

McDonalds eCDP training game

a now found Mcdonalds DS game that has a killer soundtrack

Guy 1: did you see that new Nick Robinson video of the McDonalds eCDP training game?
Guy 2: yeah, I can't believe it took over 10 years to just get out of that title screen. Can't wait to emulate it on my DS!

by RockTundra December 9, 2020

Hoe-In-Training

Girl in early to mid teen years, often seen hanging out with trashy guys, dressing like a slut and eating junk food while watching tiktok. Have extreme self-entitlement.

Craig: "Did you see that girl in the leggings, she's cute!"

Greg: "Ignore her, she's a Hoe-In-Training..."

by gaberino1337 January 6, 2022