Troffy

Creamy, thick, delicious.

That ice cream is extremely troffy.

by ay dizzle August 3, 2009

Traffic Coned

The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.

"She just got traffic coned."

by pedostach101 April 12, 2022

Duggie Traffic

Larger than average women who dont have to be particularly pretty.
Also see big bird and minger

Dawn French, Two Ton Tessie O'Shea and Bella Emburg,are typical examples of Duggie Traffic

by Wee Jock May 21, 2006

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat May 13, 2005

taffy bellend

a combination of two words to form a strong Welsh insult. Taffy- a derrogitory term for welsh people... the equivilant of, possibly even worse, than calling an affrican-american a nigger... and bellend being the tip of a penis. One might a call a dumb welsh fuck a taffy bellend.

That was a great game but, its a shame that ref was a bloody taffy bellend.

by Aleem August 8, 2007

Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).

Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!

by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008

traffic light colors

this is when a girl wipes her vagina when shes pooping, peeing, and on her period.... pee = yellow, period = red, poop = green

"Oh, I just went to the bathroom and saw traffic light colors."

by AnnaBanana1444 February 26, 2008