FOAD, Toad 

An insult to someone you REALLY want to hurt or to leave you alone. (Fuck off and die, toad)

Why don't you FOAD, toad? You're not wanted here.

FOAD, Toad by The Lady Rowan July 28, 2018

car toad 

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.

We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.

car toad by TheCarToad July 12, 2009

Djibouti Toad Hop 

When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!

"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"

Djibouti Toad Hop by Som_Tmith January 29, 2017

unload a toad 

to have a shit, especially a big one.

"I'm just going to unload a toad"
"I've got to unload this toad, though I fear it. Such a toad hasn't been seen since the Triassic Era!"

unload a toad by Rift Wolf November 14, 2006

Mud Toad 

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

Mud Toad by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

slimey toad 

An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.

Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.

slimey toad by HotshotIC July 30, 2018

jalapeno toad 

When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.

Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.

jalapeno toad by John Magnum Long January 23, 2021