past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

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by savagekillr May 4, 2011

five timer

Going out with five people or things at a time

He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer

by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013

String Trimmer

a power-driven device that trims grass with a rapidly rotating nylon cutting cord. The rest of the world calls them weed Whackers.

Hey, has anyone seen my string trimmer?

by Papa Bear2 July 24, 2015

Camp Timber Tops

the absolute best place in the entire world. the place where strangers become best friends and make memories that are ever lasting. the place where u can wear crocs and not be judged. the best place ever. the place everybody marks down on their calender and counts down the days until. camp timber tops makes smiles grow even bigger and better. it makes your mood turn ten times better. the people make u laugh 24/7. this place is everlasting and theres a million reasons why because it's the people there that make it hard to say goodbye. this is my home:)

camp timber tops is the best place ever

by campppppp January 29, 2018

Discount Timberlake

Justin Bieber

Can you believe that ladies cream their jeans for Discount Timberlake? As if he’s poetry in motion...

by Turdberry October 6, 2018

First Timer Syndrome

First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.

Dan didn't know why his crypto project wasn't valuating: It turns out he was suffering from a severe case of First Timer Syndrome.

by liquid mike November 16, 2019

Big Timber

When you are equipped with a big ol’, thigh slapping, lap hog and you get sprung! You shout “Big Timber” to notify all those within earshot that you are sporting some mega wood.

Wow, Jose didn’t shout Big Timber and I almost lost an eye…

by Doey Dickle July 6, 2021