wet thing 

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

wet thing by Douggie November 3, 2006

lookin' at a thing in a bag 

1. This is something you do when you want someone wholly retarded and gullible to get drinks for you because you're too lazy to do it for yourself.

2. Something one aspires to be doing if they just wanna be a cool guy.

"Hey, guys, what'cha doin'?"
"Lookin' at a thing in a bag."

lookin' at a thing in a bag by Sasori May 11, 2003

huge mass of thing 

anything enormously huge,grotescly fat,lauren picone

That girl is both gunther and one huge mass of thing

huge mass of thing by Matt Hoeber the IV October 25, 2003

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

shit thing by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

Fresh thing 

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,

Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.

Fresh thing by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011

Kid-Thing 

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

Kid-Thing by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

flashy-thing by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016