Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.

Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.

by Row-hit May 28, 2016

WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'

Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"

by nickqz October 11, 2009

bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.

He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning

by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011

lesbi-win

when you are oggled/checked out by a lesbian

"OMG! Ladies, 'Female McLadyLover' just checked out my ass! Lesbi-win!"

by Deebs1015 June 13, 2013

win han

Ancient Cantonese for Poo and Face

Hey your a massive Win Han!

by Queen of the rowDrice dynasty December 19, 2015

King Wins!

Something your idiot friend shouts when playing a game; forgetting there are still other moves that could out score their's.

Playing a card game of War.

K: slaps the king on the table first, "King Wins!"

S: puts card down after, "Ace."

K: "Fuck That Shit!"

by JMY87 March 23, 2011

I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS

Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying

by TheBiggestOfBirds November 3, 2023