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Professional Passenger

Someone who always sits in the passenger seat every time they get into a vehicle, even if they are the owner of the vehicle.
by Kinonhlanhla March 24, 2021
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professional celebrity

the same as any outher celebraty... an average person! if you think of them any better shame on you! you are degrading youself by saying they are better!
i hate celebraties... they do nothing important...

yup thats being a professional celebrity
by UFelch March 31, 2007
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A Professional Person

Professional:

pro·fes·sion·al
prəˈfeSH(ə)nəl/
adjective

Person:

per·son
/ˈpərs(ə)n/
noun

A person who is good at many things, but they wouldn’t be able to put it in words with their professional status would choose to describe their line of work.
First person asks:

“So what is it that you do for a living?“
Second person says:
“I’m professional at many different things.

I guess you could say I’m a professional person.“
by Beans mom November 23, 2025
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Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
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Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
by Time_Roll February 24, 2024
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Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.
He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.
by C Clark June 30, 2021
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Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.
Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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