tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show

“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

by Collinso6 May 17, 2020

Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by March 08, 2022

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 16, 2017

psychoLODGEical issues

What all of da clueless macho irresponsible "middle-aged guys" from Red Green's infamous men's club in Possum Lake likely have -- or will eventually develop --- from attending da meetings at said head-in-da-clouds establishment. Bonus tidbit: Duct tape will NOT cure said malady, anymore than Tim The Toolman's checking into da Henry Ford Clinic ("Whose Car Is It, Anyway?" is da episode title --- you're welcome, nerds! :P) would likely go very far towards helping to cure him of his car addiction!

Kevin Brown (i.e., "Junkyard Digs") recently got married to his "bold, bubbly, 'n' beautiful" long-term sweetheart, Micah Uetz (a.k.a., "Junkyard Mook"), yet even with his wedded-bliss status, he also recently outfitted an old Dodge van to look like da Possum Van, so perhaps even he has some psychoLODGEical issues of his own! :P

by QuacksO December 01, 2024

razorback issues

What a girl has when she has been disappointed by her sports team her whole life. Usually results in her only going for guys who give off multiple red flags.

“there were 3 red flags in the first week and she’s still dating him. can you say razorback issues?”

by ainsw0rld June 28, 2019

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

Issue 15

When you're having a session and you Jizz in her armpit making it look like Spider-Man's web wings on the front cover of Amazing Fantasy #15

Hey bro, I served her with an issue 15 at the weekend.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
I can do anything a spider can,
Look out here comes the Spider-Man

by A little seaman January 26, 2024