Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy

Playboy is a good stroke book.

by Dubya September 22, 2004

Documentary Book

A smart book, like a documentary, but in book form.

What is the word for the intelligent writing material?

That's a Documentary Book.

by Donald Blake November 17, 2013

Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.

"shes a library book"

by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

book mode

When someone goes book, or book mode, they have messed up. They were unintelligent , made a petty mistake, or were oblivious to something obvious. Being book is nothing to be proud of, so now it has been made into a meme

Damn, I just tripped over my own shoelace; I've gone full book mode

by Consideryourselfshanked October 22, 2019

book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017

The Book Thief

One of the most beautiful books in the entire world. If you want to burst into tears than this is a good book to read. Let yourself fall in love with the characters because you are going to end up falling in love anyway...

Rudy Steiner from 'The Book Thief' is the only person I love in the world

by thestormrunners June 1, 2015