textard

or text-tard, or texting retard, someone who has trouble sending text messages from a cell phone key pad (makes many mistakes, takes a long time to send a message or a reply) or someone who sends a text message (usually personal and not to be disclosed) to the wrong person.

Joe is such a textard, every time i text him, he takes forever to send a reply.

Jill had a textard moment when she sent a picture of her bare ass to her dad instead of her boyfriend.

by shizzlehead January 5, 2007

Texas Red-Eye

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

by MFresh May 17, 2008

5th Wheel (texas)

the 5th wheel is the spare wheel attatched to the back of a slab. the 5th completes the slab. without it you are not ridin slab. it can often be seen in a tilted or "reclined" position.

swangas s.l.a.b. 5th wheel (texas)

by King_Grande July 9, 2010

Huntington, Texas

A shit hole town located in the butt crack of Angelina County.Well known for meth heads , child molesters , pot holes , dirty water, and stray dogs. The only laws enforced by the town cops are for speeding and window tent. Fighting real crime isn’t profitable in Huntington TX. In fact, the local sheriff doesn’t care about Huntington because he doesn’t have enough money to patrol the Butt Crack of the county. In Huntington Tx, teachers molest their students but don’t go to jail because of their last name. Famous for the broom bandit who raped the entire baseball team.

In Huntington, Texas If the cops don’t stop you for speeding , the pot holes will wreck out your car and you may hit a stray dog, there’s a good chance you may be molested as well.

by Taylor Sloane February 23, 2019

Texas turban

Another word for the ever-so-popular, yet completely ridiculous MULLET hair style. The term is simular to the Tennessee top hat.

After being lined up like sheep for two hours, Billy's first day at bootcamp got dramatically worse when the locks from his Texas turban were shaved from his head.

by irish sully September 1, 2005

big texas

what people call Jake Gale's dick

girl 1: have you seen big Texas?
girl 2: OMG yes, it makes nick shaw look like "little rhode island"

by big tex the pussy slayer March 14, 2017

texas mickey

Big ass bottles of liquor sold at Canadian liquor stores. Comes in CC Rye, Bacardi Rum, Crown Royal and Absolut Vodka. $100 for 3 Litres (almost a gallon)

joe: whadya wanna do tonite?
bob: lets get a texas mickey and some hoes
joe: dude i'm sick of your mom

by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005