Float Test

A Float Test is a term given to garbage that is tossed overboard while at sea. The term is used to describe material that is to be discarded in a less than optimally environmental manner. Said equipment is usually described as nfg, and therefore needs to be "Float Tested".
Cpl Smith- "What'd you guys do with that bad radio the CO wanted destroyed?"
Lcpl Jones- "We float tested it over the Marianas Trench."
Cpl Smith- "Very well, carry on."
by LawDog322 December 30, 2007
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The During Test

a test for intelligence in a partner, when the girl asks a tricky question during sex, and the guy has to answer correctly for the act to proceed.
Me: She put me to the During Test today, again.
Friend: What was it this time?
Me: She asked about having kids, and i said the wrong answer. She threw me out that instant.
by antology July 05, 2015
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Tiffany Test

The standard of coolness to which women must meet in order to be deemed "dateable."
"Dude, she is so annoying. She fails the Tiffany Test."
by T-Cho July 18, 2009
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Taste Test

to eat a girl out, or go down on her
She gave me some slurp slurp so i figured it was only right to give a lil taste test.
by Andy Work October 24, 2005
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teste pop

Describes the moment where a male's voice cracks, especially with strain such as with shouting. The voice pitch suddenly rises and the contrast with the normal deep voice makes it sound like a squeak or 'pop'.

Especially used to describe teenage boys who are undergoing voice deepening during puberty; where vocal cords lengthen and thicken in response to testosterone from the testes. (Hence the use of the word 'teste' and 'pop'.) However, this term can be used to refer to young adult men as well.
"Jay just had a massive teste pop during his choir solo practice!"
by Nahtanoj June 22, 2008
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dip test

When you're making out with someone and you discretely put your fingers in the target area and then secretly smell your fingers to see if it's safe to go "down there."
I was making out with this chick and before I went down there, I did a dip test. Man, was I glad I did, because it was NOT safe to go down there. The dip test SAVED me.
by boilingover December 08, 2008
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brake test

Speeding in front of another driver and then immediately applying the brake, causing this driver to have to stop quickly as well - testing the brakes on their car while evening the score. Usually used as a retaliatory measure against a stupid driver who has pissed you off. Works well on hypermilers.
As a side note - Brake testing should under no circumstances be performed while your wife/girlfriend is in the car. They don't appreciate the need for immediate retribution.
"Kevin brake tested the fuck out of that guy!"

Kevin said "I'm gonna brake test the fuck out of this guy - hang on!"
by Piston Honda June 15, 2008
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