texterbating

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!

hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!

by shiningfame June 17, 2012

Tweeterbate

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

by blonderedhead July 21, 2012

Textersation

A conversation carried over text... Usually more wordy than something along the lines if the universally hated 'k'.

Dude: hey babe what's up?
Chick: not much...
Dude: great convo
Chick: excuse me, we aren't face to face. This is a textersation

by 57974 June 11, 2013

Tester Game Fatigue

After going through the development cycle for years, game testers grow tired of the game they work on and often times no longer have the desire to play the game.

Joe: "Hey you want to play this new game that came out? Its awesome"
Tester: "No thanks, I have Tester Game Fatigue. Spending 3 years on every little detail for long hours has sapped my desire in playing the game."

by reptot the king of lost emails October 17, 2014

Textervention

An intervention performed via text to save someone from the effects of their lack of sobriety

Irene was blowing up Agatha's phone with irrational, drunk texts about her bae... Agatha performed a textervention to back her away from the ledge.

by DivaPP November 24, 2014

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018

Texteroids

(noun): A hormone used to stimulate your texting prowess.

Twitter is Facebook on texteroids.

by Akkii May 20, 2018