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tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!
by wanking January 18, 2018
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Tea toweling

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.
My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.
by Sylvester Santiago June 30, 2019
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tea trade

An agreement by two or more parties to meet and exchange separate pieces of tea.
Adam has tea that he refuses to spill. We should propose a tea trade with him.
by Tboiz May 29, 2021
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Tea Channel

A type of YouTube channel that reports on the latest news and gossip on the internet, know for creating drama within many community's. These YouTube channels are different from commentary channels because they are generally more opinionated than commentary channels although they overlap.
Have you seen the latest controversy on YouTube it was overblown due to tea channels reporting on it.
by mikegent June 27, 2021
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Tea Leaf Green

A face-melting psychedelic band from San Francisco, CA.
I tried to get knucks at the Tea Leaf Green show last night, but instead my face melted.
by bigbear40 May 27, 2008
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Tea Party

In 1773, a group of rebels in Boston harbor angry at a foreign king for forcing taxes on tea imports that the rebels were forced to buy, so they prentended to be dark-skinned natives and dumped the imports into the sea.

Today, a wing of the Republican party dedicated to getting Obama out of office, while conveniently living in denial about the abuses of the Bush years and the Wall Street origins of the Great Recession (2007-present). For instance, the tea party has no problem w/ the glut of cheap imports flooding Walmarts across the fruited plain or the debasement of wages globally that result from it. The tea party actually opposes living wages and organized labor, while having no problems w/ white collar fraud.
The Boston Tea Party was as American as apple pie.

The modern tea party twerps piss me off. Do they even know what the Boston Tea Party was about? It was a foreign country taxing us on imported tea. Who wanted NAFTA and WTO in the 1st place? Who voted for total banking deregulation? Did the Founding Fathers come to America to have the church tell them what to do? I know the desire to tease gays must be irresistable, but THINK!
by Dr Democracy September 20, 2011
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Tea bag tickler

The physical and shocking experience of a man dispensing a large turd into the toilet bowl, of such emense length and stability, that the turd fulcrums off the bottom of the toilet to then strike the base of the deficating man's scrotum
John reported to his friends he had to wipe his ball sackwith toilet paper after unloading a tea bag tickler
by Gitchigumi December 15, 2012
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