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Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.
Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!
by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020
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Tanner

A tanner is an absolutley amazing guy, hes sweet charming and always there for you. He may be a little akward sometimes but he always makes you smile. Apparently he has great abs and if you know a tanner ask to see them :)))
Tanner is the best guy you will every meet he has beautiful eyes and definetly makes me swoon! If he asks you out you should say yes and keep him forever!

P.S if you ever feel the need to kiss him 8:11 is the time to do it!! ;))
tanner is amazing! i wish he would like me :((
by crash=jj October 21, 2020
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Tanner

Tanner does not have a tan like his name suggests, he is actually the palest man in the world.
Tanner is whiter than the concept of white.
by Champion of Clear Definitions November 5, 2020
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Tanner

Me: do you like tanner
Sadie: No❤
by You got rick rolled November 8, 2020
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tanner ebeling

Someone who doesn't even know who they are, but they're rad as hell and chill as fuck.
Tanner Ebeling is the smartest dumb ass you'll even meet.
by Young Ebe November 15, 2017
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tanner leblanc

An extraordinary person with lots of amazing traits and personalities and a good well being person that others would want to be around
Person: Man I wish I was Tanner LeBlanc friend
Tanner LeBlanc: You have to be my friend to be special
by John solk February 21, 2017
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Tanner

A bitch. acts like he is cool but not. Kinda ugly and gross. Thinks he has a "big" booty but he does not.
by bitchslp March 17, 2017
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