Taco Bell Crush

A relationship that lasts as long as it takes for a Taco Bell meal to pass through your intestines.

I just had a Taco Bell crush on Sean. Today I’m in the mood for Freddy’s.

by Vic Pedersen December 17, 2023

Taco Bell

A place that makes u have to take a huge shit

After eating taco Bell my ass checks clenched

by BlowOnMyPoopPipe69 January 11, 2020

Taco Bell

Where you can get some nice Mexican food at a cheap price; but just be careful, because you might end up with a singed, ashen bum-hole in 2 hours. Yep, a lot of people are saying Taco Bell’s food is causing them to end up like this owing to explosive diarrhea from their low-quality tacos, burritos, and what not*.

Rocky: Come on, Bullwinkle! We’re going to Taco Bell!
Bullwinkle: I don’t wanna start shooting fire out of my bum in 2 hours owing to THAT stuff, Rock! Can’t we just make homemade tacos?
Rocky: 😒 We don’t have the ingredients for that stuff, Bullwinkle.
*2 hours later*
Rocky and Bullwinkle: *EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA*
*The entire bathroom is smothered in fire*
Boris: Yes! Natesha, we did it!

by MrWhomstDVe January 19, 2020

taco bell

worse than a fart and explosive diarrhea combined

I love Taco Bell!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

Taco Bell

if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.

Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!

by BreathingHumanPersonLiving February 23, 2021

Taco Bell

1. The place to be!

Taco Bell is the place to be!

by -i s ii[]{!}// May 8, 2021