Too fruity for a flat white

Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation

During class
“You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white

by Peanutbutt 259 July 2, 2020

Too Easy For Diamond Dave

Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.

/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"

by ComradeRoadkill March 28, 2021

Too Drunk

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.

Russell has never been too drunk.

by Sammael May 29, 2004

Too Legit To Shit

When your riding on a coach and need to lay a spicy log, but you don't want to risk your fellow passengers taking in the potent fumes and judging you. So you hold it in till the next service station.

Guy1: I'm going to sack off squeezing this lemon and hold it in

Guy2: Lad. You are too legit to shit.

by Harrymarrymo October 7, 2012

too fast to live

1. The title of a book that features punk rock legend, Sid Vicious.
2. "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die". A store in England that was later renamed "Sex". It was owned by Malcolm McLaren, and was where the Sex Pistols bought their clothing.

1. Read Sid Vicious's story in "Too Fast To Live".
2. The Sex Pistols shopped at "Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die", renamed "Sex".

by Your Mom January 14, 2005

too stoned to have sex

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

by Katie May 7, 2005

Too Much Rock for One Hand (2MR41H)

Supposedly invented by Lead Man of The Marvelous 3, Butch Walker. make the "rock" symbol with both hands with your palms facing you. lock your pinkys and close them and throw up 2MR41H! It means exactly what it is mean to. there is too much rock for just one hand!

this band really rocks, there is too much rock for one hand (2MR41H)!

by jtizyl February 22, 2008