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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Wire biter

/ˈwī(ə)r ˈbīdər/

noun OFFENSIVE•DEROGATORY

An individual who is attracted to, is sexually interested in, engages in sexual activity with, or sexually gratifies themselves to thoughts, images, or videos of humanoid or non humanoid robots and/or ai generated content. Examples AI porn, Sex dolls/robots, automatic male masturbator or sybians as well as non manual pleasure aids, FNAF 2 chica, GLaDOS, and deepfake content.
Timmy is such a fucking wire biter, he jerks off to goth girls on instagram and hatsune miku,they aren’t even real. fucking filthy ass wire biter

Or

Tiffany likes asking chat GPT to call her a good girl she is such a wire biter.
by Anthrak October 28, 2025
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Wired

When you or someone has a mic on them to record what people are saying.
Are you wired, or with the feds?”
by suraimu May 11, 2021
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Wire Bungus

When your poops are really thin like wires.
"Bro i got some serious wire bungus rn"
by Extendedmeme September 23, 2020
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wire burn

When you rub up against a metal wire (like a zipline wire) and you get a burn from it.
My friend told me to jump to get on the zipline and i rubbed my head against the wire and got wire burn.
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Hard Wired

A person who is either dedicated to do something or a person who doesn't let go of a grudge.
-"Dude, why are you so f#ckng hard wired?“
by Pertturbator January 29, 2020
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Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.
Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.
by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022
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