Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.

Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!

by cripes February 20, 2009

Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.

*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”

by Jotacock November 29, 2022

shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.

Hey look! There's a shower master.

by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014

Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.

Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.

by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021

shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.

This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me

by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010

shower penis

A dick that's already big, even before erection.

SHOW-ER

"Wow, John's definitely more of a shower than a grower ."

"Best dick I've ever had , definitely need to find more of that shower penis."

by pinkbunnyxhorror May 12, 2016

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013