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late night stick that won't quit

When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 24, 2007
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Fuck Stick

A term used to describe a guy who you would normally call a dick or dick head, only funnier and more raw sounding. "Fuck Stick" helps drive the point home to make sure there is no misunderstanding about the distain you have for this particular dick head.
Matt called this douche' bag a Fuck Stick and made me spit Pepsi out my nose.
by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006
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Stickblade

The most hardcore intense form of human being. Especially known for intense grip strength and genetic makeup. Very good at jumping and armwrestling. Owns.
"Dude that kid Ryan Kissane is a beast!"
"yeah man haven't you heard, he is Stickblade!"
by CHRISTIAN LIVING PERIOD 7 December 19, 2008
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stick on the ball

To get one's ass in gear; take action
I've been putting off this project for too long now, I need to get my stick on the ball and get it done.
by hypenazer May 27, 2006
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stick save

The phrase is borrowed from the sport of ice hockey, but now applies in many contexts.

In hockey, a crude but effective save where the puck is diverted not with the end of the curved stick but with the handle. The player simply falls on the ice or bats at the puck with the stick. No points for style, and often fails, but a save is a save.

In other contexts, whenever a "player" manages to pull out a situational "save" at the last instant via reckless, feckless or random methods. As in financial markets, when institutions manage to move the market up in the last minutes of trading thus ensuring an "up" day, even though a "down" day was in the making.
Did you see the 100 point stick save in the run up to the market bell? You gotta give the PPT credit, that was a thing of beauty.
by cougar_w October 14, 2010
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Stick Your Dick in a Beehive

When one intentionally inserts themself into a bad situation.
When someone needs something that only a colossal ahole can provide, instruct them to take a deep breath, gather themself, and as they head off to certain doom, state, "Well, time to stick your dick in a beehive."
by dgull December 26, 2013
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scooter stick

The wooden stick attached to a bottle rocket. Used to hold the rocket in a bottle or a good gripper for throwing said rocket.
The scooter stick on that rocket saved my life....
by ChrisS21 October 21, 2007
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