A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
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students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later.
Sward elementary school
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
Person 1 “Did you go to sward?”
Person 2 “Yeah that fucking music teacher is insane”
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