Swimsuit Relationship

A Relationship that forms usually in high school after one party sees the other in a somewhat revealing swimsuit.

I thought that kyle hated stacy, I never thought that they would go out." "Dude, It's just a swimsuit relationship.

by Oberservent June 14, 2010

Swiss Mistress

A woman (single or married) who successfully seduces a married man and has a romantic relationship with him, yet she does not nessessarily need to be having sex with him. The key to making her a Swiss Mistress is that she is not looking for any long term committment and enjoys being the Mistress. The term came from business class men in Zürich, Switzerland who would often be seduced by women in their business relations and often go to them as a source of lust and sexual release.

A female co-worker flirts with a man at work until he flirts back to the point that they make-out in his car after work. Since she does not want to destroy his marriage and values their friendship, she continues to offer loving confort when he needs it. Sometimes sex. She would be his Swiss Mistress.

by vamperism November 27, 2010

Swiss Cheesed Up

The Action of bullets or rounds from a fire arm entering a object, thus a person who was a shooting victim could be described as "Swiss Cheesed Up"

yo, if that cat sweats me at all, his whole block is gettin' Swiss Cheesed Up !!!

by Jacob Valentino2 July 4, 2011

Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012

SWIS

See what I'm saying?

Complaining about the problem doesn't fix it, SWIS?

by slycreations August 13, 2014

faction swiss

faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party

Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."

by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010

Slippery swimsuit

When your mate cums in your underwear and then you chuck them on leaving the reminents of his seamen all over your crotch

Mate- *cums in underwear and puts them back in your drawer*
You- *go to drawer and put said underwear on* "oh mate left me a nice slippery swimsuit did ya!"

by Oldmate21 October 20, 2015