suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.

"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"

by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

National Suck Cheko's dick day

It's in the title Sucker

You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day

by Cheko6969 May 25, 2018

national dick sucking day

April 12th. A day to treat anyone with a penis to some good ole vacuum seal two hand twist deepthroat top.

In honor of national dick sucking day, Thomas gave his boyfriend Ryan head all night.

by Cotton Candy Apples April 12, 2019

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

National dick sucking day

On April 13th, Homo sapiens of the female sex have the ability to engulf as much penis as physically possible, without and repercussions

Fuck, my girl gave my brother head last night but I had to let it pass cause it was National Dick Sucking Day.

by Wagnax April 12, 2019

Sucking your own dick

What you're doing when you create a definition for your own name.

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"

by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016