Cupcake stripper

A little kid who licks off all the frosting off a cupcake.

ohh there goes sally lick off all the frosting on that cupcake shes really a cupcake stripper

by shurbitup July 23, 2010

PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX

You walk into a strip club flush with cash.Beautiful women take their clothes off and dance for you.One in particular
catches your eye.She's hot...charming...smart...and seemingly
level-headed.You know it's too good to be true.So does she.
Remember you're in a STRIP CLUB.You're paying women to behave
like their real-world polar opposite.She moves in...with her kid.Has yours.You're FUCKED.

INVESTMENT BANKER 1:"I've taken Mylene to dinner a coupla' times outside of this place.I'm thinkin' I might move her in.

IB2:"You'll beee sooorrry!Have'nt you ever heard of PSP?"

IB1:"PSP?"

IB2:"PSYCHO STRIPPER PARADOX.She's on her best behavior...until she moves in.Then
the fangs and the claws come out.
Been there."

by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006

holy stripper

Someone whose divine cause is to strip, strip, strip.

A d2 paladin is a holy stripper, so is the sorceress cause of the angel's, arch-angel's prefix.

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix August 28, 2004

Stripper Logic

When a former stripper (or current stripper) utilizes the act of extreme stripping (hooking) to solve their financial problems.

Ted: Dude, Sandy is having a stripper logic week.
Tom: So, when's the gangbang and how much is it?

by Jay Winter August 19, 2014

stripper ass

it is a condition occurring when a stripper has been working a long shift and perhaps did not totally 'clean up' after a bathroom break. some feces particles remain 'caked' around the anus of the stripper and become cast off or shed when certain maneuvers are performed to extract a folded up $1 from a lucky patron's mouth while lying on stage.

(patron gets off stage)Friend: Damn, you been eating a fudgesicle?

Patron: Nah, i guess she had stripper ass.

by CakeMaster August 26, 2012

stripper slide

When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.

Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008